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Cloves Off Greeting Card
Cloves Off Greeting Card
Cloves Off Greeting Card

BUNDLE AND SAVE! Buy 4 Cards, Get 1 Free

Nothing says I dig ya quite like a boatload of garlic. Orgasms are like garlic cloves, you never want just one. With a playful nod to garlic and taking "cloves off", this quirky card is sure to make them smile. Perfect for those who don't take themselves too seriously, add some fun to your Valentine's or special celebration with this unique card.

Also, let's be real, it's hard to find Valentine's Day cards that don't say "Love", and if you're casually dating that can be awkward af.

Front of Card Text: Let's Take Our Cloves Off

Product Details

Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5"

Inside: Blank - awaiting your fab personal sentiment

Paper: 100% PCW (post consumer waste) Recycled Paper*

Envelope: Comes with an recycled paper* envelope. Color may be grey or kraft brown, depending on availability.

Printed in the USA

Colors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.

*Recycled paper may contain colored flecks and fibers. It is not a printing error.

Digitally illustrated by me in Santa Rosa, CA. 


Individual cards are packaged in a cello sleeve for protection

Depending on the quantity of cards purchased, cards may be placed inside a kraft box without a cello sleeve instead.

Returns & Shipping

Most items typically ship within 3 business days. 

Online order cancellations are accepted within 12 hours of placing an order online and only when the shipping label hasn't been created.

Most returns are accepted within 14 days of the delivery date for a full refund, less the original shipping cost. Items must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging. The return shipping cost is the responsibility of the customer*.

*See FAQ for non-refundable items and more details about returns.

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