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Favorite Fucking Person Greeting Card
Favorite Fucking Person Greeting Card
$5.50

BUNDLE AND SAVE! Buy 4 Cards, Get 1 Free

There's that person in your life who is just a cut above the rest. Maybe they're your best friend, maybe they're your partner... hell, maybe they're both. Regardless, you want to let them know how much they mean to you. 

Be careful though, because depending on which word you emphasize, you may change the meaning of the sentence. For example, you may not want to tell your sister she's your favorite fucking person.

Front of Card Text: You're My Favorite Fucking Person (6 times, emphasis on a different word each time) | Careful which word you emphasize though

Product Details

Size: A2 (US) - 4.25" x 5.5"

Inside: Blank - awaiting your fab personal sentiment

Paper: 100% PCW (post consumer waste) Recycled Paper*

Envelope: Comes with an recycled paper* envelope. Color may be grey or kraft brown, depending on availability.

Printed in the USA


Colors may appear different in person than what you see on screen. Every monitor and screen displays colors differently.


*Recycled paper may contain colored flecks and fibers. It is not a printing error.


Digitally illustrated by me in Santa Rosa, CA. 

Packaging

Individual cards are packaged in a cello sleeve for protection


Depending on the quantity of cards purchased, cards may be placed inside a kraft box without a cello sleeve instead.

Returns & Shipping

Most items typically ship within 3 business days. 


Online order cancellations are accepted within 12 hours of placing an order online and only when the shipping label hasn't been created.


Most returns are accepted within 14 days of the delivery date for a full refund, less the original shipping cost. Items must be unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging. The return shipping cost is the responsibility of the customer*.


*See FAQ for non-refundable items and more details about returns.

Card Bar Discount Details

Card Bar - Bundle and Save

The Card Bar Deal - Buy 4 cards, get 1 free


The discount is taken automatically at checkout


This deal can be used multiple times per order. This offer may not work with other discounts at the same time.